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posted by [personal profile] lauraredcloud at 12:52pm on 23/04/2012 under ,
Anna: btw



me: That is delightful. I love how Canadian cheesecake models leave the enormous sweatshirt on.

Anna: It was the 90s. Everyone left their sweatshirts on.
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posted by [personal profile] lauraredcloud at 05:37pm on 17/04/2012 under
Anna: lols if you type "how to get" into google, i get "how to get column number in excel" which i have actually searched for, but i also get "how to get married in skyrim" and "how to get rid of acne." neither of which i am interested in asking google :D

me: I don't get the excel thing. that must be you

Anna: yeah i ask a lot of "how do i get excel to do blah"

me: I also get "how to get married in skyrim", "how to get rid of acne" and "how to get a girl to like you"

Anna: good!

me: if I type "how do I get," the first two are "how do I get facebook timeline" and "how do I get rid of facebook timeline"

Anna: those are the universe of options!
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posted by [personal profile] lauraredcloud at 04:26pm on 23/02/2012 under , , ,
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posted by [personal profile] lauraredcloud at 12:01pm on 16/02/2010 under
ME: How come the cat is afraid of me now? Look, he's frozen in fear. I'm not doing anything. I'm just standing here.
ANNA: That can be frightening, when you just stand there.
ME: Why?
ANNA: I always think you might be a statue.
ME: Your first thought is that someone came in here and erected a life-size statue of me?
ANNA: Yes.
ME: Who would do that?
ANNA: You would.

Point taken!
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me: wow gmail is getting big brothery
        You wrote "I am including" in your message, but there are no files attached. Send anyway?
        You wrote "I love your sexy bosoms" in your email. Did you mean to address this to your girlfriend?
Anna: hahaha, I hope it does that
        You wrote "I love your sexy bosoms" in your email. Are you sure you want your wife to find out about your mistress?
me: You wrote "I love your sexy bosoms" in your email. Are you a freaking moron?
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posted by [personal profile] lauraredcloud at 03:19pm on 14/04/2009 under ,
  • ME: I walked home from work today
    ANNA: You should have told me, I would have walked with you!
    ME: It is just as wonderful as you foretold
    ME: I discovered many interesting things in the aboveground world
    ME: Did you know there's a used bookstore between the creepy bridge and the bird cafe?
    ANNA: What are you talking about?
    ME: Also there is an elephant graveyard.
    ME: ...I might not have taken the most efficient route.

  • The squirrels in the Public Garden are not afraid of people. Today one was approaching me, so I stood very still to see how close it would come. Six inches. I stared it. You'll blink first, my friend. An inch. Right up to my foot. ONTO my foot. Okay, you win.

  • Cranky NPR Show Quote of the Day: "New research is uncovering some surprising benefits to happiness."
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posted by [personal profile] lauraredcloud at 10:03am on 09/02/2009 under
me: I didn't know the Tonight Show was taped in California!
    I thought they were all in New York!
    Conan O'Brien has to move cross-country!
Anna: i assumed that too
me: POOR CONAN. :( :(


... What
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Anna's at a conference this week, so we have a lot to say to each other on IM.

me: mop!
Anna: mop!
me: how are you?
Anna: mop
me: pom
Anna: pom
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posted by [personal profile] lauraredcloud at 04:02pm on 18/04/2008 under
You may remember that Anna and I enjoy having sardonic yet strangely buoyant conversations about the Problems In The World Today. I hope you enjoy reading them!

Anna: dude
Anna: i have found a work pet peeve to join your multitudes of work pet peeves
Anna: namely, when people insist on saying inspirational things, like, "we're almost in the home stretch! hang in there"
then there's some more stuff, and somehow it ends with anna saying )


Anna: haha i do
Anna: i do hate my shrewish wife

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posted by [personal profile] lauraredcloud at 12:36pm on 05/02/2008 under
It's been awhile since I updated, so here's three things.

1. Interesting Conversation with Anna
ME: anna, what is society's problem?
ME: a recent dear abby column posed that question to its readers.
ANNA: one problem? of society?
ME: yes. the problem
ANNA: THE problem
ME: what is it?
ANNA: i think the problem in american society is the tendency towards simplification. to assume that every problem has a simple, one step solution
ANNA: to even ask a question that defines "the problem" is asking for too simple an answer.
ME: I like your answer; it is so meta
more stuff )
ANNA: well, i mean, the point of this whole exercise is to come up with one problem, so we can convince ourselves that if we just fix this one thing, our society will be PERFECT, which is retarded
ME: 'the problem with society' is so broad that it's ridiculous
ANNA: but it's totally what people do with all problems
ANNA: that's why everyone running around like mad, thinking that their problem is the only true problem
ME: well that's why advertising works
ANNA: I know; buy this thing, be happy
ME: because it's easy to convince people that their only problem is that their ipod isn't big enough
ME: speaking of which, I think I need a bigger ipod

2. Apropos of that, here is some excellent copy

I would like to shake the hand of whoever had the unenviable task of writing copy for every feature and function of the attractive and affordable Creative Zen Stone mini MP3 player, including the stopwatch:
"The stop watch function allows you to time yourself in various activities, then work to beat your previous time."

ME: THANK YOU FOR THE INFORMATION
ALISON: more information about stopwatches can be found on the internet

3. Another thing I have been meaning to tell you about on the subway

So there's this series of ads on the subway. Each one depicts one person--late teen, young adult, maybe 19-ish--and a realistically-outlined transluscent silhouette of another, like he or she has been removed from the photograph. One shows a boy playing video games, missing the boy who is supposed to be playing with him. One shows a girl sitting on her dorm bed eating ice cream, missing the girl who should be eating ice cream with her. One shows a girl under a blanket watching a movie, missing the boy who is supposed to have his arm around her. (You can see I have had a lot of time to inspect these and I have come to the conclusion that they are very well designed. The sets are well dressed, with a lot of detail. But that's not really relevant.)

So here's the question I pose to you, reader: what do you think these PSAs are about? The obvious theme is a young person being drawn away from the people and activities that should properly occupy his or her time. Drinking? Drug use? Maybe that's too specific for such a general theme. Substance abuse, maybe?

I'll tell you. Problem gambling. PROBLEM.

GAMBLING.

Is that really such a huge overarching problem with Canadian youth that THAT'S what we need to waste these cunning ads on?? I mean, problem gambling is, yeah, a problem, but I am not convinced it is THE problem.

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