How the elephant got in her pajamas, she'll never know.

Pandora thinks I would like a Britney Spears song called "Hold It Against Me" which consists entirely of Britney repeating, "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

I never thought old chestnuts such as you might hear in a 1920s vaudeville show particularly sexy, but Britney disagrees; watch out for her next singles, "Take My Wife", "Doc Will I Ever Play Tennis Again", and "Inside of a Dog (Too Dark to Read Remix)".