Self-centered and taciturn

ME: How come the cat is afraid of me now? Look, he's frozen in fear. I'm not doing anything. I'm just standing here.
ANNA: That can be frightening, when you just stand there.
ME: Why?
ANNA: I always think you might be a statue.
ME: Your first thought is that someone came in here and erected a life-size statue of me?
ANNA: Yes.
ME: Who would do that?
ANNA: You would.

Point taken!