Laura Occasionally Blogs

paul: "A werewolf falling in love with a baby. This is why Thomas Edison invented this shit in the first place. So we could see a werewolf fall in love with a baby."
me: hahaa. they're so right
     have they really not announced Breaking Dawn? *looks it up*
     holy shit
     they are releasing it as two movies????????
     LIKE HARRY POTTER WTF
paul: are they??
     thats what people do now huh
me: oh man
     part one is going to be SUCH A GOOD MOVIE
     because they can't gloss over all the insane events!
     THEY HAVE TO FILL A MOVIE WITH THEM.
paul: haha
me: I hope part one ends on the hilarious jacob loves the baby reveal
     like "will you marry me"
     jacob loves the baby! BLACKOUT.
paul: they will slightly try to tone down the creepiness
     like make a little joke
     "sso what, i love the baby!"
     "everybody loves babies!"
     but it will still be creepy
     there is nothing they can do
me: EVERYTHING IN THAT BOOK IS CREEPY
     ... they might film it in 3-d
     guys, guys... it's mostly sex and childbirth scenes
     NO NEED FOR 3-D I ASSURE YOU