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lauraredcloud at 10:37am on 17/04/2010 under movies
lauraredcloud at 10:37am on 17/04/2010 under moviesI enjoyed Bella Swan's portrayal of Shane McCutcheon. I only wish the movie had come out before Stephenie Meyer finished the Twilight books so she could be inspired to put in a scene where Bella and Jane (POSSIBLE ECLIPSE MOVIE SPOILER) get high and have sex in roller skates.
Speaking of which, there was of course a Twilight trailer before the movie; I don't really remember what happened in the third book, but it all seems plausible: the standard fog-over-pine-trees, Edward looking constipated, Bella looking defiantly fretful, Edward and Bella embracing, Jacob complaining, Jane saying something menacing, Charlie giving Bella a hug, people running around in the forest. "Eclipse," flashed the title card. "OH!" said someone behind me, genuinely surprised. "I THOUGHT THAT WAS NEW MOON!" Burn, Franchise!
Speaking of which, there was of course a Twilight trailer before the movie; I don't really remember what happened in the third book, but it all seems plausible: the standard fog-over-pine-trees, Edward looking constipated, Bella looking defiantly fretful, Edward and Bella embracing, Jacob complaining, Jane saying something menacing, Charlie giving Bella a hug, people running around in the forest. "Eclipse," flashed the title card. "OH!" said someone behind me, genuinely surprised. "I THOUGHT THAT WAS NEW MOON!" Burn, Franchise!
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