Overheard on the T
A strangely non-reassuring reassurance:
Conductor: Please let those off who need to get off. Step off the train if you need to. I promise I won't abandon you. I'm not like those others.
And I think this could be worked into a solid verse for 'The Girl Is Mine':
BRUINS JERSEY 1 (taking out cell phone): I'm going to call her.
BRUINS JERSEY 2: No! Don't.
BRUINS JERSEY 1: Why not?
BRUINS JERSEY 2 (thinking fast): She thinks you're a fag. She told me. She said 'Quinn takes it up the butt.'
BRUINS JERSEY 1 (disappointed): She said that?
BRUINS JERSEY 2 (warming to his subject): She wants to introduce you to all her fag friends.
Conductor: Please let those off who need to get off. Step off the train if you need to. I promise I won't abandon you. I'm not like those others.
And I think this could be worked into a solid verse for 'The Girl Is Mine':
BRUINS JERSEY 1 (taking out cell phone): I'm going to call her.
BRUINS JERSEY 2: No! Don't.
BRUINS JERSEY 1: Why not?
BRUINS JERSEY 2 (thinking fast): She thinks you're a fag. She told me. She said 'Quinn takes it up the butt.'
BRUINS JERSEY 1 (disappointed): She said that?
BRUINS JERSEY 2 (warming to his subject): She wants to introduce you to all her fag friends.